Welcome to AJ's...

Man, he really was getting whiter...

From Popbitch...

"On the corner of Hollywood and Vine sits a star along the "Hollywood Walk of Fame," with loads of flowers, candles and pictures, surrounded by fans of Michael Jackson. (Pictured in almost every newspaper this morning). The star they have been surrounding all day is marked with the name, Michael Jackson. But the star does not belong to The King of Pop, it belongs to British born radio host Michael Jackson, who has been an L.A. radio personality for over 30 years.

Seems the other Michael Jackson?s star has been covered since early Thursday morning. Covered by a red carpet. A red carpet leading to The Chinese Theatre Hollywood premiere of Bruno."

For reason's of taste I'll avoid any of the jokes...

...but all I could think of last night was a bunch of Harley Street plastic surgeons standing around a table recreating the title credits for the six million dollar man...

"We have the technology...

...we can rebuild him..."

I really must bring this poor girl to everyone's attention... username nhatlinh2008.

The poor thing, a mere 22 years old and desperate to talk to boys but finding herself with a problem...

Received this morning in my messages:

hi, sorry about bother you...but i wonder why on profile of every boy there no email...i think it coul be somewhere on page...i Just join blog for a short time, so please help me know... by the way i also want to know what is your email..can you let me know,thank so much.i'm looking forward to hear from you

Well, my dear, it could be that we prefer to get messages from girls like you before entering into chat, it makes us feel important.

It could be because we like to play hard to get and give you a chase...

Or, and this is just a shot in the dark, it could be that we don't want our emails harvested by a thinly veiled excuse for a spam collector who's hoping some horny bloke will lean his laptop at the thought of a nice 22 year old vietnamese "girl" who simply wants to "chat" and hand her his email, forever after to be beset by promises of bigger penises, longer lasting erections, filthy pornstars and Zimbabwean diplomats who really, badly need to get money out the country and will make you rich for helping them empty your bank account.

I'm undecided, it could be any of them...

Doing some sorting today I found this poem from my childhood...

Colin by Allan Ahlberg

When you frown at me like that, Colin,
And wave your arm in the air,
I know just what you're going to say,
"Please Sir, it isn't fair!"

It isn't fair on the football field,
If the other team scores a goal,
It isn't fair in a cricket match,
Unless you bat AND Bowl.

When you scowl at me that way, Colin,
And mutter and slam your chair,
I always know what's coming next,
"Please Sir, it isn't fair!"

It isn't fair when I give you a job,
It isn;t fair when I don't,
If I keep you in, it isn't fair,
If you're told to go out, you wont.

When heads bow low in assembly,
And the whole school's saying a prayer,
I can guess what's on your mind, Colin,
"Our Father... It isn't fair!"

It wasn't fair in the infants,
It isn't fair now,
It won't be fair at the comprehensive,
For First Years anyhow.

When your life reaches it's end, Colin,
Though I doubt if I'll be there,
I can picture the words on your gravestone now,
They'll say: IT IS NOT FAIR.

Kissed any one of your blog friends? Yes

Been arrested? No

Kissed someone you didn't like? No

Slept in until 5 PM? Good God, no, I'd go nuts

Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes

Held a snake? No, stroked one though (Down Nick, Down Ma... I mean the reptile...)

Ran a red light? No

Been suspended from school? No

Experienced love at first sight? No

Totaled your car in an accident? No

Been fired from a job? No

Fired somebody? No

Sang karaoke? No

Pointed a gun at someone? No

Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes

Laughed until something you were drinking or eating came out your nose? No

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No

Had a close brush with death? No

Played spin-the-bottle? Yes, When it landed on me the girl went "No!" and it went round again until she got someone more to her liking

Sang in the shower? Yes

Smoked a cigar? No

Sat on a rooftop? Yes

Smuggled something into another country? No

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No

Broken a bone? No

Skipped school? Skived rather than skipped...

Sleepwalked? No

Walked a moonlit beach? No

Rode a motorcycle? Yes

Dumped someone? No

Forgotten your anniversary? No

Lied to avoid a ticket? No

Ridden on a helicopter? No

Shaved your head? No

Played a prank on someone? Yes

Hit a home run? No

Felt like killing someone? Yes

Cross-dressed? No

Been falling-down drunk? No

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes

Eaten snake? No

Marched/Protested? No

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No

Puked on amusement ride? No

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? No

Been in a band? No

Knitted? No

Been on TV? Yes

Shot a gun? No

Skinny-dipped? No

Gave someone stitches? No

Eaten a whole habenero pepper? No

Ridden a surfboard? No

Drank straight from a liquor bottle? No

Had surgery? No

Streaked? No

Taken by ambulance to hospital? No

Tripped on mushrooms? No, I've not met one strong enough, they tend to break when I kick them

Passed out when not drinking? No

Peed on a bush? Yes

Donated Blood? No

Grabbed electric fence? No

Eaten alligator meat? No

Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? No

Killed an animal when not hunting? No

Peed your pants in public? No

Written graffiti? No

Still love someone you shouldn't? No

Think about the future? Yes

Been in handcuffs? Yes

Believe in love? Yes

Sleep on a certain side of the bed? No... unless ordered to

...snapping flowers in the rain...

One of the other flowers had popped open from the Lily I snapped yesterday... so here it is in very different weather from yesterday.