So, newly resigned David Davis will have 25 other people going for his seat in the bye-election to get his seat back...

Now, that interested me... TWENTY FIVE? Especially considering Labour and the Lib Dems weren't putting anyone forward, so I thought I'd take a look...

So, remove the Tory and the 13 independents and we're left with 12 other parties, with a few interesting names.

* David Icke - No party listed - Yep, THE David Icke, the ex goalkeeping, shellsuit-wearing, alien-invasion-warning self-proclaimed Son of God. Oh. Dear.

* Mad Cow-Girl - The Official Monster Raving Loony Party - Well, I spose a Raving Looney was inevitable... other than David Icke.

It must be said there's a highly refreshing lack of the British Nazi Party but we do have...

* Tess Culnane - National Front Britain for the British (NATIONAL FRONT?!)

and...

* Joanne Robinson - English Democrats: Putting England First

Both of which I expect read the Daily Mail...

* Shan Oakes - Green Party

...who reads Michael Moore...

* Christopher John Talbot - Socialist Equality Party

...who reads the works of Karl Marx and...

* Gemma Dawn Garrett - Miss Great Britain Party

...who reads the label in her knickers to make sure they're her own.

There are a few others who's parties are so outstandingly dull I haven't even heard of them but one final name did catch my eye...

* David Laurence Bishop - Church of the Militant Elvis Party

Well, I know who I'm voting for then (or would if I lived there), the king of Rock and Roll with an Uzi... That might actually make BBC Parliament worth watching...