Now, I'm not a woman...

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Now, I'm not a woman...

by ajnspencer ^Pro @ 23/07/08 – 20:03:02

...but I do have two older sisters, female workmates and, of course, acquaintances of the gentler sex, so I understand THAT time...

So I can only wonder who the hell came up with Always' tagline:

"Have a Happy Period."

~~I sense the potential for bloodshed.~~

EDIT: OK, that wasn't the best phrasing, I sense the potential for violence...
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 23/07/08 @ 20:05:05
I sense someone is digging themselves into rather a deep hole here!
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- sminchin ^Pro
- 23/07/08 @ 20:16:09
Violence, you say?
- - rubychoo
  - 23/07/08 @ 20:19:56
  Well, I'm in...
  
  *she chirruped*
  - - sminchin ^Pro
    - 23/07/08 @ 20:30:26
    *mua ha ha ha*
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- subville
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- 23/07/08 @ 20:17:35
Excuse me ... am I invisible? Or am I an acquaintance?

*cough*
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- soyunperdedor ^Pro
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- 23/07/08 @ 20:18:19
It was made up by a man. A group of men, actually, as they couldn't do it alone. Sniggering men. *wields cleaver*
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- rithompson
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- 23/07/08 @ 20:33:27
I'd like to report them to trading standards for false advertising!
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- deana24
- 23/07/08 @ 20:35:47
I had this exact conversation with someone yesterday. It's like saying 'Enjoy your smear test'. What crap.

And what is with this idea of women fantasising about their ideal tampon? Hello? Anyone done that? "Ooh, how I wish my tampon was more x/y/z." Pah. And 'absorbant all the way round'? Why wouldn't it be, given it's made of the same material all round?

I agree with Soy. Bloody men!!

Pre-TOM? Might be. Why? Do you want a fight?
- - Tentativeplotfinder
  - 23/07/08 @ 20:43:53
  I fantasise about many things; my ideal tampon has never featured on the list.
  - - deana24
    - 23/07/08 @ 20:49:16
    Exactly!
    - - Tentativeplotfinder
      - 23/07/08 @ 21:01:48
      I have, on rare occasions, when justifying a purchase, (Don't even think about it! Just trust me that on two or three occasions in my life, it has been a necessity) explained in graphic detail why I choose one brand over another.
      
      I've never been asked again.
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- - rowtheboat
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  - 23/07/08 @ 22:04:16
  You don't enjoy your smear test? Terrible embarassment, extreme discomfort and a complete lack of dignity doesn't do it for you?
  
  Weirdo...
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- Chyna_Doll
- 23/07/08 @ 20:40:42
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- QueeneMab
- 23/07/08 @ 23:13:08
There is no such thing

erm

~~I used to like that comic that came out in the 70's Heavey periods......~~

OK.

Hope tomorrow is better for you or something.
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